Reasons I tell people I’m moving to Iz: a list

  1. The UV in the Mediterranean is better for tanning
  2. Aloe water
  3. Ice cafe
  4. Capitalism is a vehicle to live rather than a goal
  5. The tomatoes
  6. I ran out of Garnier aloe/shea butter lotion
  7. Israel happens to exist at the same time that I exist; I can’t imagine living my life and not taking advantage of that incredible coincidence #yolo
  8. Jewish ancestral homeland (duh)
  9. Better sushi than in New Orleans
  10. Purpose
  11. Georgian food
  12. Shalvata

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